The Story of A Red Chair

Once upon a time, there lived a red chair in the town called Prymont. This red chair lived side by side with her twin sister whom she has never parted since 'birth', and a glamorous friend called Plasma. They led a generally luxurious life - meeting Ass-ses, Butts & Cheeks from all walks of life. Ps: except they get the shits when some idiotic visitors give out smelly gases straight into their faces...

This red chair woke up one morning, not knowing that her life was about to be changed forever. First, her owner Kian Lee made her squeeze through a door and then locked her in a dark coffin like space called Lexus. And after what's been the most bumpy & pukish ride ever in her life (with Kian's famous driving skills), she arrived in a town called Waverton. She was then forced to squeeze through another door, this time even smaller. To her dismay, when the door opened, she saw this tiny little messy unit which seemed to have a bedroom set up at every corner of the house!! And wait...what?!! she hears a crying baby...."OH MY GOD! NOT A CRYING BABY?!!!"

The red chair complains:
"Talk about tong ren bu tong ming! Why me? Why not my twin? Not only do I now have to face this woman's HUGE BUTT everyday, I have to wake up every 3 hours! Plus I get yucky milk puke all over me! And, and there's this hairy white thing called cat who scratches me, causes me sniff non-stop with all her hair shedding all over me! Then I get wack as HUGE BUTT screams 'Get off Dixie' ! Yes I, I get wack for doing nothing! Then I get suck & molested by this loud thing called Vaccuum cleaner! I mean its not fair! Get me back to Prymont!!"

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Dear Edgar & Kian

Dun worry, your chair didn't suffer that much, suffered for sure, but not as bad :)
Thanks so much for your kindness & generosity in lending us the chair during the toughest yet most rewarding period of my life. We protected her as much as we possibly could...

You should be glad to know that you have contributed to the growth of our little one. yes, literally, coz he was on this red chair since birth, nourished & nutured ON it. He now loves to sit on it, I know, coz he smiles & stops fussing everytime I place him on the chair. We will miss this chair for sure. And so will Dixie....

Sincerely, from the bottom of our hearts - the mini Chu family, thank you... :)

Hugs & kisses

Michelle, Brian & little Ethan